I. You Don't Mess With the Zohan
1. PRO: pretty much looks like any humor of any other
Adam Sandler movie. So It wont disappoint (many)...
2. CON: “Israeli Anti-Terrorist Soldier who becomes a hair-stylist”...
Adam Sandler has now officially run out of ideas, I'm sorry.
(OVER-ALL: I'm not sure if I'm seeing this)
II. Kung Fu Panda
1. PRO: Its Jack Black (who I personally like better than Sandler)
who has been known to greatly appeal to both kids and adults.
So it'll have laughs with everyone (like BEE MOVIE).
2. CON: But to most (well, all*) who are reading this blog...
its still a kids-movie, (conclude what you wish with that)
III. The Incredible Hulk
1. PRO: a "RE-BOOT" (start-over / do-over ; IE: Batman Begins)
of the 2003 bore-fest. (enough said).
2. CON: ... um ... well ... actually:
theres nothing i DON'T like about this movie (so-far)
Better actors, writers, a fitting director. an ACTUAL super-villain.
The trailers and previews ALONE are better than the 2003 HULK.
+ It kinda looks better than Iron Man (to me).
(OVER-ALL: I'm seeing it; & you should too)
IV. Happening, The
1. PRO: Mark Wahlberg, M. Night Shyamalan...
...only reasons it will do OK.
2. CON: hardly anything is explained in the trailer...
... it just ... doesn't look ... good.
V. Get Smart
1. PRO: Steve Carrel... enough said.
only reason why
his presence is probably the only thing saving this movie.
2. CON: its a remake of a old TV show...
thats always a "wild card"
(OVER-ALL: "hit or miss")
VI. The Love Guru
1. PRO: Mike Myers = for-sure laughs.
Same humor as Austin Powers (good).
2. CON: if theres any I can think of...
he should have just done Austin Powers 4.
VII. WALL.E
1. PRO: ... kids like Pixar movies...
2. CON: ... I'm sorry for the brief PRO...
But this movie just really looks like a
odd & strange piece of $H!+...
(OVER-ALL: Dear Pixar,
can we just please have Toy Story 3 already?)
VIII. Wanted
1. PRO: It just plain & simple looks kick-@$$
2. CON: when this movie cought our attention...
it was "not yet rated"... only days ago @ MTV Movie Awards...
it was revealed it was "R"... So, every under-17 kid is SUPER
P!$$3D that they got some kick-@$$ trailers of a PG-13 *looking*
movie thats really "R".. I'll apologize to those kids now for
UNIVERSAL (they're having a rough time right now)
If it makes those kids feel any better, Wanted ripped-off
'bullet-time' (The Matrix Trilogy style of action)
(WALL.E sucks)
