Blake Jones and His Original Blog: May 2009

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Review / Rant of The 2009 MTV Movie Awards.

It should have just been called "The Twilight Awards"...

My main problems:

1. The Dark Knight only won "Best Villain" (which was a given)

2. Indiana Jones 4 was ignored (at least have the fridge scene for "WTF Moment")

3. They were missing some categories that they have had before.

4. Twilight stole the entire show almost...
Best Kiss - ok, I understand that winning the popular vote.
Best Breakthrough Performance Male - fine, whatever.
Best Fight - Hell no.
Best Movie - F*ck no!

Andy Sandburg was a great host, and it did have allot of funny moments, but I'm afraid I liked 06 and 08 better.

I will twitter during the 2009 MTV Movie Awards.

I will try to make at least a tweet for every win.

My Twitter Page

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trailer for: "Where The Wild Things Are" (official) & "Everyone Poops" (parody)

Inglourious Basterds - trailer

Land of the Lost - promo & trailer

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard - trailer

Toy Story 3 - teaser trailer

Saturday, May 30, 2009

The Rainbow Road Song

LOL / WTF

Friday, May 29, 2009

Walt Disney & Pixar's Up - trailer

Thursday, May 28, 2009

My May Movie Ratings (so far) 5/28

Now all we're waiting on is 'Drag Me To Hell' and 'Up'

X-Men Origins: Wolverine
*

Star Trek
***

Angels & Demons
**

Terminator Salvation
***

Star Trek - tv spots (critic quotes)

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

100 Best Movie Lines in 200 Seconds

40 Inspirational Speeches in 2 Minutes

TRANSCRIPT:

Shame on you. This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're going to let it be the worst. And I guarantee a week won't go by in your life you won't regret walking out, letting them get the best of you. Well, I'm not going home. We've come too far! And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. A day may come when the courage of men fails... but it is not THIS day. The line must be drawn HERE. This far, no further! I'm not saying it's going to be easy. You're going to work harder than you ever worked before. But that's fine, we'll just get tougher with it! If a person grits his teeth and shows real determination, failure is not an option. That's how winning is done! Believe me when I say we can break this army here, and win just one for the Gipper. But I say to you what every warrior has known since the beginning of time: you've got to get mad. I mean plum mad dog mean. If you would be free men, then you must fight to fulfill that promise! Let us cut out their living guts one inch at a time, and they will know what we can do! Let no man forget how menacing we are. We are lions! You're like a big bear, man! This is YOUR time! Seize the day, never surrender, victory or death... that's the Chicago Way! Who's with me? Clap! Clap! Don't let Tink die! Clap! Alright! Let's fly! And gentlemen in England now abed shall know my name is the Lord when I tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our Independence Day!

The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 - trailer

Can't say that I am actually going to see this one.

01:50 = WTF?!

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Announcment of "999" for YouTube

My Short Film: "Nine Hundred Ninety Nine"
As much as I enjoy filming "The Sands of The Witch Crow", I have to say that I won't mind ending it (that much) at Part 10. While filming a multi-part series has been very fun, I have learned that it can be challenging and somewhat test patience, seeing that you are always thinking about the next episode. I am currently very excited to film "999" (pronounced "Nine Hundred Ninety Nine" ... no, not "Nine Nine Nine"). The story involves two friends; one who is hard working and optimistic, and the other is a negative slacker and gamer. The plot begins with the gamer trying to complete his favorite game. He purchases a book of cheat-codes named "999". When the gamer's copy of "999" accidentally falls into his friends book bag, he thinks that his friend purposelessly stole it, causing him to allow himself to be drowned in a dark rage. The optimistic worker's life is soon threatened by his video-game obsessed best friend.

When?
It is still "in talks" and "under consideration and development" due to us wanting to finish "The Sands of The Witch Crow" series, with 5 more parts left, starting with 6. We plan to film "999" after we finish all the planned shots and footage for Part 6 in August. The plan is to upload "999" on September 9th (09.09.09). ["999" on 9.9.9]

Who?
Pretty much anyone you see in "The Sands of The Witch Crow" will be in "999". I plan on having my friend who played Mike's friend who got attacked in his car in "The Sands of The Witch Crow: Part 1" play the main character, while Trevor is expected to play his dark best friend.

Hope you all enjoy it come September, and enjoy the rest of "The Sands of The Witch Crow"

Thanks
Blake.

Green Lantern - [fan] trailer

This is thee best fan trailer I have ever seen.

Dragon Wars - Buraki Fight / Car Crash

The Best of "Dragon Wars"

My Fav TV Spots from Superman Returns (Nostalgia Attack!)

Terminator Salvation TV Spots 15-18 (Critic Quotes)

My 2009 YouTube Schedule (as of 5/24)

June:
Continuation of "The Sands of the Witch Crow"
(Filming)

July 4th / Independence Day:
Conclusion of "The Sands of The Witch Crow"
(Pre-Production)

September 9th:
"999"
(Scripting)

October / Halloween:
"The Lake of Beast Water"
(Announced)

November / Thanksgiving:
"Cold Turkey"
(Announced)

December / Christmas:
(To Be Announced)
_________

---Noctice---
"Shake It Groove-Girl" is NOT coming out
in August. I'm not sure if it will only be delayed,
I feel it'll just be canceled all together.

My Top 10 Favorite Movies This Decade

Thought I might as well post this.

Most likely this list wont change.

My Top Ten:

1. Watchmen (2009)

2. The Dark Knight (2008)

3. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

4. Superman Returns (2006)

5. Batman Begins (2005)

6. A.I. (2001)

7. The Departed (2006)

8. The Matrix Reloaded / The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

9. Pineapple Express (2008)

10. Superbad (2007)

Honorable Mention:

Ocean's Trilogy (all / 11, 12, & 13)

Lord of The Rings (all 3)

Pirates of The Caribbean (all 3)

Spider-Man (all 3)

Burn After Reading

I Am Legend

Terminator Salvation

Star Trek

X-Men (all 4... I guess?)

Surrogates - trailer

Saturday, May 23, 2009

The Hangover - trailer

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

"Sands of the Witch Crow" Update for Memorial Day weekend.

"The Sands of The Witch Crow" will return in September with Part 6.

Sherlock Holmes - trailer

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

I Got TwitPic!

TwitPic lets you share photos on Twitter

Name blakevjones
Web http://www.blakevjones.blogspot.com
Bio I make videos and blog. I am on Blogger, Myspace, YouTube, and Digg; please check out my video series: 'The Sands Of The Witch Crow' on YouTube.

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Superman | Batman: Public Enemies - trailer

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Avatar - [fan] teaser trailer

For James Cameron's new sci-fi epic

Nine - trailer

Drag Me To Hell - trailer

"Sands of the Witch Crow" Update (5/17)

"The Sands of The Witch Crow" will return
in September

Until Then:

Blade Runner: The Final Cut - trailer

I recently got the special anniversary collector's edition, so I thought this would be cool to post.

My DVD includes:

The 2007 Final Cut,
The 1982 Theatrical Cut,
The 1982 International Cut,
& The 1992 Director's Cut.

Almost my favorite Sci-Fi movie (aside from "The Matrix"), and one of my favorite movies of all time. definitely wont mind watching all 4 versions in a row. Always a good time for a movie marathon.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

My 2009 YouTube Schedule as of 5/14

May & June:
Continuation of "The Sands of the Witch Crow"
(Filming)

July 4th:
Conclusion of "The Sands of The Witch Crow"
(Pre-Production)

July 8th:
"A Moment With blakevjones: Thanks & Thoughts"

August:
"Shake It Groove-Girl"
(Scripting)

September 9th:
"999"
(Announced)

October / Halloween:
"The Lake of Beast Water"
(Announced)

November / Thanksgiving:
"Cold Turkey"
(Announced)

December / Christmas:
TBA

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The Princess & The Frog - teaser + trailer

My 2009 YouTube Schedule as of 5/13

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

"The Sands of The Witch Crow" Plot

When a young worker at a park named Mike witnesses the attack of his friend by two mysterious figures, he goes on the run for a short while, only to be captured at the immediate retreat to his other friend's house. He soon wakes up and is consulted by a man called Grand Master Gillian (or "Gills") who teaches him of the real-life existence of the cliche struggle between good and evil. He is asked to join the righteous organization "Hood" that was created by a man named Rute Borne; so that they may finally be able to confront a sinister & villainous madman known only as Gin Stevil.

My 2009 YouTube Schedule as of 5/12

May & June:
Continuation of "The Sands of the Witch Crow"
(Filming)

July 4th:
Conclusion of "The Sands of The Witch Crow"
(Pre-Production)

August:
"Shake It Groove-Girl"
(Scripting)

September 9th:
"999"
(Announced)

October / Halloween:
"The Lake of Beast Water"
(Announced)

November / Thanksgiving:
TBA

December / Christmas:
TBA

Monday, May 11, 2009

Super Smash Bros (N64) Commercial

Sunday, May 10, 2009

All 4 "Star Trek" trailers

The Sands of The Witch Crow: Part 1 & 2 DX

District 9 - UNCENSORED trailer

No blur + subtitles

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Wolverine in 30 Seconds (LOL! / WTF?)

"Sands of the Witch Crow" Update (5/8 & 5/15)

"The Sands of The Witch Crow: Part 6" will NOT be filmed / uploaded this weekend (May 8th).

And there is a decent chance that the same will go for next weekend (May 15).

Please accept my deepest apologies. I am as disappointed as you are.

To make up for this, I / we will attempt to film & upload both Part 6 & 7 in the same weekend (hopefully by the weekend of May 22)

Thank You.